Mischief Managed
Hi, My name is Jordan.
I really like cats.
Tuesday, 4:24 pm
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Tuesday, 4:22 pm
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my-dick-your-mouth:

This is dope 
Tuesday, 4:17 pm
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fuckyeahlaughters:

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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allygator1304:

Haha c;
Tuesday, 4:17 pm
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Tuesday, 4:15 pm
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quinnisgay:

thebrotherswinchester:

at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff

#if you’re waiting for a sign #this is it

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Tuesday, 3:59 pm
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jakemalik:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Tuesday, 3:49 pm
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senorpond:

i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band

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inked-females:

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Tuesday, 3:45 pm
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"When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time."
Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life (via larmoyante)

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Tuesday, 3:44 pm
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colormesylverwoodandglass:

thecosplayfitdream:

barbellbamf:

Truth. I was giggling at my desk like a wee child.
However, number 7. My strength is ridiculously disproportionate. Lift 115kg off the floor? No problem. Open a sauce jar? Nope.

Love these!

lololololol :D
Tuesday, 3:44 pm
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weirdnessloveandscifi:


trinityburn:
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.
Tuesday, 3:35 pm
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