MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
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at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff
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i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band
(Source: docters, via hearts-all-g0nee)
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